Bill Murray is a hero.
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Do yourself a favor and check this out. You can thank me later.
EXPENDABLES 2 TRAILER LIVE TWEET
I jotted down thoughts and reactions below, done in real time as I watched the trailer.
OH SHIT! Expendables are coming in on a MOTHERFUCKING ZIP LINE!! #ClassicAlready
The trailer just flashed its first trailer tag line “TIME. TO. RELOAD.” #FuckYeahItsTimetoReload
“I now prounounce you man and knife…” - Statham about to stab newlyweds y’all.
#CrazyMontage: An action star cameo followed by a crazy explosion, followed by a vehicle that is either exploding or proably en route to exploding.
JET LI! MOTORCYCLE! EXPLOSION! WILLIS! HELICOPTER! EXPLOSION! TANKS! MORE EXPLOSIONS!
Van Damme is the bad guy! OH FUCK!!!! He’s trying to obtain 5 tons of plutonium. This can NOT be good…
The trailer just informed me that in this sequel “EVERYONE IS EXPENDABLE!!” #HighStakesYall
Oh snap. Guess who else is expendable this go round - CHUCK NORRIS AND ARNOLD!!
“Track em, find em, kill ‘em.” - Stallone explaining the plan and the driving force of the 2nd and 3rd act of the film.
Whoa. They’re in a tank that says “Bad Attitude” on the side!! I wrote the same thing on the side of my Kia Sportage.
Arnold just ripped the door off a Smart Car!!! “My foot is bigger than this car!” #Awesome
Sly juts flew a huge plane into a bridge. I can’t conceive of how this would be good for the Expendables. But then again - MAYBE THAT’S WHY I’M NOT AN EXPENDABLE.
I cannot wait for this movie!
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10 Things I Learned While Watching Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol :
1) Don’t fuck with Russian police. They kill everyone.
2) Tom Cruise is really good at running and jumping off of stuff.
3) Everything self destructs.
4) Guns, computers, cars, hotel rooms in Dubai… all FREE?
5) Russian cops will chase you all over the planet to arrest you. They don’t give a fuck about jurisdiction.
6) You can climb the tallest building in the world (from the outside) and no one will notice.
7) You can throw things out of said building and no one will notice. Like big wooden spools and people. Dubai is crazy like that.
8) Tom Cruise is invincible. He got hit on the head more than I can count, hit by a car, blown up, and even drove a car off a building - he just kept running.
9) Spies use the gadgets from Spy Kids. Like the remote controlled car with the magnet on top to catch people with metal shirts. I’m glad they just happened to have that lying around. It must come in handy a lot.
10) Ving Rhames likes to show up at the end of these movies for a beer. I like his style.
Own it on Blu-ray today!
Lights Out: Pour yourself a Suntory and put the music video for Sweatshop Union’s “Bill Murray” on repeat like it’s Groundhog Day.
(Sorta Not Safe for Work, keepin’ it Murray)
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